Twilight: New Moon

Okay, so we generally don't care what it's actually called - nor do we care about Robert Pattinson's sunken cheekbones or the girl's anorexic zombie-chic look. I mean, who really enjoys looking at a walking corpse anyway?

Lucy has memorised the entirety of the trailer (she doesn't get out much, bless her), and "it's pretty crap.

"To be honest when there is an actor who is trying so hard to be ripped and then everyone prefers Rob Pattinson anyway it's extremely funny watching him flex his muscles in any scene he's in. And WTF is up with Edward leaving Bella in the woods? It's such a strange place to dump someone, especially while looking constipated.

"And Bella is heavy breathing again...someone should really tell that woman she's not in labour."

At this point she decided to murmur to herself that she's really not funny.

"I love how at the end there is this big parade of people, and she's running through this fountain in the middle of the square and not one person turns to look or thinks it's strange that she's shrieking someones name. Are we moving the conversation on now?"

Yes we are Lucy. Yes we are.